June 24th: Decepticons Need Coffee, too

Seen at the 49th/50th Street Starbucks by my gym, a woman who makes Grace Jones look conservative.  And everything matched! I can only hope she doesn't change the colors of her tattoos when she changes her clothes in the morning too.



Not visible in this picture: her crazy 80s Weird-Science-esque sunglasses, ALSO black and white and red, and asymmetrical and wild. Earrings, strange plastic chili-pepperish, one black and one red.  I cannot imagine she bought them in a store.  Maybe she makes jewelry at home when she's not busy sacrificing babies to make red dye.

 Hair shaved on one side of her head.  And all before 8:30 in the morning.

What's black and white and red all over?