August 13th: Corporate Packing

Despite not having issues with most of my temp gigs, I'll admit that packing up this company and witnessing the sheer volume of stuff that got thrown away for "convenience" was riling in the best of circumstances. 

Environmentalism and Corporate Convenience are mortal enemies, I think!

July 28th: Mixed Messages

In case of a fire, PLEASE RACE.

Perhaps a better acronym is in order?

July 19th: The Telephone Game

Fancy hotel telephone outside of the elevators. Ring ring, snootiness calling ...

July 13th: Not Small Enough!

How small does a dog need to be before it is classified as a cat?

July 10th: BROKEN!

Buffy font? check.
Emo whine phrasing? check.
Being a sad stereotype of yourself, somehow still at a waterpark in a vibrant puzzle bikini? Priceless

July 9th: Measurement

We are all constantly being measured.

How do you measure up?

June 27th: Down on Skid Row

Vanity plates for the vain and stupid.