July 18th: Thrill me, Fulfill me

Craft your own creature of the night

July 18th: Right Breast Fashion

Sport this. Bag zesty. Bra optional.

July 16th: Purple Penis Monsters

I bought some kids' water guns at Target, and they looked remarkably like purple penis monsters. The fact that they shot water out of their tip didn't help

People love grabbing them.  By their shafts

July 14th: Fat Trickery

It seems like a cruel trick to put this on a dummy at Lane Bryant, pretending as though it would look good on anyone, let alone a fatty.

July 6th: The Last Air Conditioner In the World

Target's very last air conditioner, at the "bargain" price of $260. I had to fight off 2 people in the aisle for it, and another 2 in the store. I tricked two men into hefting it for me and paid another $20 to install it.

Subterfuge and subzero temperatures are all in a day's work.