August 14th: Insufferable Diva

I'm apparently an "insufferable diva" in addition to being someone who should buy fairy wings

July 19th: The Dark Side (of coffee)

A photo I received via email today, that included the caption:

Darth Vader tried to steal my coffee! He would have drank it but he doesn't like half & half.  He likes his coffee on the dark side!!!!

July 17th: Punnager

I am punny. This is a Punishirt. Photo courtesy of Brian.

July 8th: The Pool Was Closed

Me: The pool was empty
B: Couldn't you have swum anyway?
Me: No, the pool was really empty