August 19th: There's No Place Like Home

Especially when home is New York City, home of hilarious silver sparkled Converse sneakers.

August 12th: At least it has pockets...

August 2nd: Saggy Bottom Jeans (Boots with the Furrr)

Skinny lady, genuine effort for fashion, wayyyy too saggy in the back. Diaper not included.

August 2nd: Googly Eyes

The reflection on this shop window isn't fooling you; the man IS wearing an ascot and a glittery jacket. But these things aren't what threw me off when I passed by and had to take a picture...

These ties are sporting GOOGLY EYES!!!

July 30th: Not the Dress You're Looking For

For the bargain basement "sale" price of $27,000, this wedding dress could be yours!

July 29th: White Piano Gloves

Love New York! Such eccentricities on an 100º day!

July 28th: Gravity Not Included

Saw this mannequin near Canal Street, and had to do a double take. Insert obvious commentary here.

July 23rd: Because he means it

No one wears a spiky hairdo like this "just because".

Check the guys at the bottom of the shot, too!

July 21st: Starbucks Fashion Part 2 - Electric Boogaloo

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This woman was actually wearing RCA cables as earrings. At least they were yellow.

July 18th: Right Breast Fashion

Sport this. Bag zesty. Bra optional.

July 10th: BROKEN!

Buffy font? check.
Emo whine phrasing? check.
Being a sad stereotype of yourself, somehow still at a waterpark in a vibrant puzzle bikini? Priceless

July 3rd: Math is Hard, Let's Go Shopping

June 24th: Decepticons Need Coffee, too

Seen at the 49th/50th Street Starbucks by my gym, a woman who makes Grace Jones look conservative.  And everything matched! I can only hope she doesn't change the colors of her tattoos when she changes her clothes in the morning too.



Not visible in this picture: her crazy 80s Weird-Science-esque sunglasses, ALSO black and white and red, and asymmetrical and wild. Earrings, strange plastic chili-pepperish, one black and one red.  I cannot imagine she bought them in a store.  Maybe she makes jewelry at home when she's not busy sacrificing babies to make red dye.

 Hair shaved on one side of her head.  And all before 8:30 in the morning.

What's black and white and red all over?

June 23rd: Lots of Construction

Their job doesn't look like very much fun.  Especially when the train goes by.  But in efforts to gentrify our neighbourhood, they are fixing the subway.

Look at all these men. Look at all of their orange vests. It's a CULT!

ASSIMILATE!

June 23rd: Please don't trick the blind

I love taking the bus in the summer.  Not only does it provide me with air conditioning, but it also provides me with Photo Fodder.

This blind man got on the bus today, and clearly he has a mean friend who buys his shirts.  He's blind.  How is he supposed to know?

There was once a blind woman in Old Navy downtown who yelled at my fiance for offering to help her.  Maybe this man was mean too, and deserved to wear a ridiculous shirt, but I think maybe not.

You know you want me

Tuesday, June 22nd: Crazy Pants

Sometimes you get a second chance.  Sometimes, that second chance is blue and brown zebra-printed.  This woman walked by me, wearing completely insane harem pants in a blue and brown zebra print. 

I whipped out my iPhone, but she was already too far past me to get a good shot.  If there is anything worse than crazy harem pants, it's running after a woman wearing crazy harem pants.

BUT MY LUCK! She walked back the other way! She must have been lost, proving to all of you that she wasn't just wearing those crazy pants because they had an implanted GPS.

Second chances are rare, so I grabbed this one, like a bananagrabber.

June 21st: Horror shoes

Literal shoes for sale at Daffy's. Muppet not included.