Showing posts with label mystery. Show all posts
Showing posts with label mystery. Show all posts

Monday, August 23, 2010

August 23rd: Meat Curtains


What in the world are "meat curtains"?! I'll never know!

From the ladies' toilet in the Woodrow Wilson New Jersey Turnpike Rest Stop

Friday, August 20, 2010

August 20th: Neighbourhood Family (Guy)


Random plushie on the stoop of a neighbour's building in Quakertown, PA.

Monday, August 16, 2010

August 16th: Macro Friendtography

Men taking photos of each other as they sit across from one another at the table in Starbucks, not drinking or talking.

Saturday, August 14, 2010

Friday, August 13, 2010

August 13th: SecHRets


As a temp, I sometimes am privy to secrets, but my favorite part of working in the HR department is seeing people's resumés.  At this week's gig, I saw several resumés that were just over the top! Spiral-bound, in specialized folders, laminated and color-coded.  The job market is tough!!

Sunday, August 08, 2010

August 8: Indecisive Bathroom Ebonics


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August 8th: Taste the Flavah!!

I pity da fool who buys from George Foreman instead!
You never know the amazing things you'll find at a Flea Market.

In case you haven't been smoking weed, but want people to think you have been...


Wednesday, August 04, 2010

August 4th: Rancerot



I am working this week for a man who has this ridiculous photo of himself on the wall for all to see.

Saturday, July 31, 2010

July 31st: My Left Foot



Random collection of single shoes on display at the corner of 133rd and Broadway. Who would take them? Why are they on offer?

Tuesday, July 27, 2010

July 27th: In Cash



This woman just paid for 2 iPads IN CASH. I wasn't quite quick enough to catch the cash on the table, but it was $1200 of 20s.

Rachel suggested that maybe she was a stripper. No wonder she'd need 2 touch screens...

July 27th: Hilarious Zombies

It seems tough to book a 50th anniversary tour of comics when most of the advertised comedians are dead.
What about the fact that poor Catherine O'Hara is covered up under text while TIM MEADOWS is featured prominently?



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July 27: Ho ho July

You can celebrate Christmas in July if that's your bag...




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Monday, July 26, 2010

July 26th: What's Kitty afraid of?



MESS!!!
SO MUCH MESS!



Editor's Note: before you become horrified, neither this cat nor this mess is mine.  This has been a PETA-MESS advisory

July 26th: This is Secretly a Time Machine



This little "nap sack" dispenser at a friend's workplace cracked me up, because it seemed like a vestige of the 1950s. And yet it still appears to be in use!

Evidence:

The names. Nap sack and Sanibag?

The nurse in her little cap. She looks like the meek obedient sister of Rosie the Riveter

The flower vase on the "nap sack" -- putting a flower on the bag isn't going to make you forget what's IN the bag.

July 26th: Instruction At Starbucks



Someone left some books at this Starbucks... what could they be?


THE DUMMY'S GUIDE TO ONLINE DATING!?!?

Sunday, July 18, 2010

July 18th: Thrill me, Fulfill me


Craft your own creature of the night

July 18th: Right Breast Fashion


Sport this. Bag zesty. Bra optional.

July 18th: Backhoe this



Nothing caps off a funeral for a mean woman by having the cemetary start to backhoe her grave while her family is still present, watching. A son puts his albatross to bed.

Saturday, July 10, 2010

July 10th: Chickens!

 Stuffed chickens in the backseat. 
Seriously.  CHICKENS