August 16th: A Bag of Dogs (not a Doggy Bag)

This woman originally walked into Starbucks holding a small dog at her neck and pulling a suitcase.  It was like a clown car, though, as the bag was FULL of dogs!

Not so hygienic in a Starbucks...

August 16th: Macro Friendtography

Men taking photos of each other as they sit across from one another at the table in Starbucks, not drinking or talking.

August 13th: Because Starbucks is HARD. CORE.

Starbucks in New York is loved by many, and hated by even more.  As I'm not even a coffee drinker (Venti Black Tea Lemonade Unsweetened) and still a Starbucks addict, I am tickled when I see other non-traditional regulars in my regular Starbucks.

Don't believe me that this guy is a regular?  Look! He was at the same Starbucks at the same time on the day before!

August 2nd: Saggy Bottom Jeans (Boots with the Furrr)

Skinny lady, genuine effort for fashion, wayyyy too saggy in the back. Diaper not included.

July 21st: Starbucks Fashion Part 2 - Electric Boogaloo

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This woman was actually wearing RCA cables as earrings. At least they were yellow.

June 24th: Decepticons Need Coffee, too

Seen at the 49th/50th Street Starbucks by my gym, a woman who makes Grace Jones look conservative.  And everything matched! I can only hope she doesn't change the colors of her tattoos when she changes her clothes in the morning too.



Not visible in this picture: her crazy 80s Weird-Science-esque sunglasses, ALSO black and white and red, and asymmetrical and wild. Earrings, strange plastic chili-pepperish, one black and one red.  I cannot imagine she bought them in a store.  Maybe she makes jewelry at home when she's not busy sacrificing babies to make red dye.

 Hair shaved on one side of her head.  And all before 8:30 in the morning.

What's black and white and red all over?