August 20th: Grrrr. Argh!

Someone special made me this and I thought it was the cutest little monster ever!

August 16th: Peekaboo!

Oh my city, how I love you.

August 14th: Renaissance Faire

August 14th: Mehndi

July 31st: The Poison Tree

This crazy-looking woman begat me. And you wonder where I get it from. This picture demonstrates the first time she's worn jeans in probably 20 years. They're my old jeans, which makes me feel fat (self-perception) but I love seeing her looking happy and silly.

July 17th: Mahna mahna

Nothing so fun as an underwater camera!

July 16th: Ch-chomp

Chimpanzees get erections when food comes. Sometimes people should too.

July 16th: Fresh-cut bread (and buttah!)

Simple foods, simple pleasures. Home-made bread with butter.

July 16th: Purple Penis Monsters

I bought some kids' water guns at Target, and they looked remarkably like purple penis monsters. The fact that they shot water out of their tip didn't help

People love grabbing them.  By their shafts

July 7th: My new lunchbag

With elephant ice pack!